Quote of the Day


“When will you Australians learn? In America we stopped using corporal punishment, and things have never been better! The streets are safe! Old people strut confidently through the darkest alleys! And the weak and nerdy are admired for their computer programming abilities!” – Homer Simpson

6 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Pavlik
    26 January 2017 at 4:19 pm

    Apart from the hilariously bad accents (sounded more like Michael Caine than Paul Hogan), this episode was a fully accurate depiction of Australian life at the time.

    • 2 Dave
      28 January 2017 at 5:57 am

      Sounds like the writers had their own short-lived infatuation =p

    • 3 Ryan
      28 January 2017 at 11:35 am


      No, it wasn’t. At all.

      • 4 Pavlik
        28 January 2017 at 10:12 pm

        Someone’s in denial.

        Canberra was and is frequently overrun by wildlife, and in the 90s you could not get decent coffee for love or money. And if the flag doesn’t actually have a bare ass and boot upon it, that’s only because Malcolm Turnbull is holding the concept in reserve, pending his next bid to ditch the monarchy and turn Australia into a republic.

  2. 6 Anonymous
    29 January 2017 at 11:16 am

    Australia, Hurt Feelings of

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