Quote of the Day


“I don’t know who to love more, my son Joshua who’s captain of the football team, or my daughter Amber who got the lead in the school play. Usually I use their grades as a tie breaker. But they both got straight ‘A’s this term, so, what’s a mother to do?” – Humble Brag Mom
“Well, I sense greatness in my family.” – Marge Simpson
“Your family?” – Skeptical Mom
“Well, it’s a greatness that others can’t see. But it’s there. And if it’s not true greatness we have, we’re at least average. . . . I don’t want to alarm anyone, but I think there’s a little al-key-hol in this punch.” – Marge Simpson

5 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Killer Meteor
    29 January 2017 at 6:03 am

    My first episode! BBC1, November 1996

  2. 2 Anonymous
    29 January 2017 at 11:28 am

    I like how we actually see Marge get drunk here, even if it’s on accident. I don’t think we ever see that again until Zombie Simpsons rears its ugly head.

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