Quote of the Day


“When that pie hit your face, I saw my dreams explode in a burst of cream and crust. But I suppose I should thank you. After all, it led me to my true calling.” – Cecil Terwilliger
“Cecil, no civilization in history has ever considered Chief Hydrological Engineer a ‘calling’. . . . Yes, yes, the Cappadocians. Fine.” – Bob Terwilliger

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Brother From Another Series”! Original airdate, 23 February 1997.

7 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Dman
    23 February 2017 at 10:12 am

    I can’t come across the Cappadocians without thinking of this quote.

  2. 2 acreatureididnotknow
    23 February 2017 at 11:14 am

    Hydrological AND hydrodynamic? Talk about running the gamut.

  3. 3 Dman
    23 February 2017 at 11:59 am

    Oh god. Just learned that next episode is a sequel to Kamp Krusty.

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