“I’m sorry, did you just call me a liar?” – Principal Skinner
“No, I said you were fired.” – Superintendent Chalmers
“Oh. That’s much worse.” – Seymour Skinner
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*insert obligatory reference to last night’s Best Picture mishap here*
I’m 50-50 on that. Faking a controversy to draw more attention to an otherwise meaningless marketing ceremony would be a great move, but that imputes a great deal of savvy to the otherwise ossified braintrust that runs the Oscars.
The line between brilliance and incompetence is sometimes blurry.
Between that and putting an alive person in the memoriam section last night, I have no idea whether or not they’ve just given a bunch of people raises or fired them.
woah what? they did that? o_O
Yep, they used a picture of an alive person for someone who had died recently. Suprise suprise, it hasn’t gone over too well with either parties’ families.
*surprise, where are you now that I need you autocorrect??
geez -_-
I don’t get why you wrote that. C’mon, there are trolls out there and they can hear you. Like, Russian trolls. Seriously, Trump is a shithole president. Heck, he’s not ever president at all. There’s probably a Simpsons reference that goes before ZS reference of 2000 about him being a presidential candidate in 2015, that Trump is a shithole. But seriously. What the fuck is this guy doing there? America you fucking got what you deserved, right there, no more no less!