Quote of the Day


“I’m sorry, did you just call me a liar?” – Principal Skinner
“No, I said you were fired.” – Superintendent Chalmers
“Oh. That’s much worse.” – Seymour Skinner

8 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Noah P
    27 February 2017 at 11:10 am

    *insert obligatory reference to last night’s Best Picture mishap here*

    • 2 Charlie Sweatpants
      27 February 2017 at 12:56 pm

      I’m 50-50 on that. Faking a controversy to draw more attention to an otherwise meaningless marketing ceremony would be a great move, but that imputes a great deal of savvy to the otherwise ossified braintrust that runs the Oscars.

      The line between brilliance and incompetence is sometimes blurry.

      • 3 Noah P
        27 February 2017 at 5:16 pm

        Between that and putting an alive person in the memoriam section last night, I have no idea whether or not they’ve just given a bunch of people raises or fired them.

      • 8 Trumpistan
        28 February 2017 at 2:22 pm

        I don’t get why you wrote that. C’mon, there are trolls out there and they can hear you. Like, Russian trolls. Seriously, Trump is a shithole president. Heck, he’s not ever president at all. There’s probably a Simpsons reference that goes before ZS reference of 2000 about him being a presidential candidate in 2015, that Trump is a shithole. But seriously. What the fuck is this guy doing there? America you fucking got what you deserved, right there, no more no less!

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