Quote of the Day

“Marge, how much would you pay for a self flipping hamburger pan?” – Homer Simpson
“Nothing.” – Marge Simpson
“Don’t answer yet!” – Homer Simpson

2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Anonymous
    24 April 2017 at 10:37 am

    Until recently, I forgot the subplot was so sub-par. There are a few good moments, but it was ultimately just another zany thing for Homer to do, along with having him get hurt some more.

  2. 26 April 2017 at 6:25 pm

    Sort of a shallow imitation of that bit from “Itchy and Scratchy and Marge” where Homer has a one-sided conversation with a TV announcer who asks the same “how much would you pay” question.

    “A million dollars!”
    “Oh, don’t answer yet!”
    “Oh, sorry.”

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