Quote of the Day

“Here you go! Official Whacking Day parking! Ten dollars per axle! . . . Woo-hoo!” – Homer Simpson
“Hooray” – Axle Car Guy

Happy Whacking Day, everybody!

6 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Anonymous
    10 May 2017 at 11:02 am

    Happy Whacking Day, Charlie. Here’s hoping Dr. Nick fixes you up real good.

  2. 3 Noah B.
    10 May 2017 at 2:54 pm

    On an unrelated note, can you do a several days belated birthday quote for Russi Taylor 9the 4th)?

    • 4 Charlie Sweatpants
      11 May 2017 at 7:43 pm

      Think I missed Josh Weinstein too, probably should do something about that.

  3. 11 May 2017 at 11:31 am

    This is a pure John Swartzwelder joke if I’ve ever seen one. Extraneous to the main story yet still tangentially related to it, exaggerated to the point of being cartoonishly insane, and over so fast that you’re not even entirely sure it was real.

    • 6 Charlie Sweatpants
      11 May 2017 at 7:46 pm

      My thoughts exactly. It’s not thrilling, not thrilling to the soul, thrilling to the *human* soul, layers of insanity and exaggeration.

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