Quote of the Day

“I saved your life! That egg sandwich could’ve killed you by cholesterol.” – Homer Simpson
“Forget it, Homer. While it has been established that eggs contain cholesterol, it has not yet been proven conclusively that they actually raise the level of serum cholesterol in the human blood stream.” – Lenny
“So one of those Egg Council creeps got to you too, huh?” – Homer Simpson
“Oh, you got it all wrong, Homer. It’s not like that.” – Lenny
“You’d better run, egg!” – Homer Simpson

7 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Dave
    24 May 2017 at 4:31 pm

    Always loved that gag. I’d listen to an egg-council mascot tell me about cholesterol and such.

    And who could forget the classic line later on:

    “Why don’t those stupid idiot’s let me in their crappy club for jerks?”

  2. 2 Steamed Hams
    24 May 2017 at 5:08 pm
  3. 3 Chrissy
    24 May 2017 at 8:44 pm

    “You’d better run, egg!”

    This is one of my favorite lines to quote.

  4. 5 Cal
    25 May 2017 at 3:59 pm

    The Egg Man is in “Simpsons Tapped Out.” If you tap it, it falls on its back and the legs flail about like a turtle. It’s kind of fun.

  5. 6 Anonymous
    26 May 2017 at 11:44 am

    Am I the only one who thought this was a little too weird and random? It feels like it belongs more in a Zombiesode than the show proper, but at least it’s brief.

    • 7 Sarah J
      26 May 2017 at 11:48 pm

      It is weird and random, but it works a lot better than it would in ZS because those kinds of jokes were rare. So it has more impact in classic Simpsons than it does in a show where really crazy, random, over the top things happen all the time.

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