Quote of the Day

“Just outside the county courtroom where an argument about chowder has spilled over into the biggest trial in Springfield history. Behind these doors a federal judge will ladle out steaming bowls of rich, creamy justice in a case the media have dubbed Beat Up Waiter. Pfft, this reporter suggested Waitergate, but was shouted down at the press club.” – Kent Brockman

2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Anonymous
    25 August 2017 at 10:18 am

    Now, it’s illegal to televise court proceedings in this state, so we’ll have to be quiet.

  2. 2 Anonymous
    25 August 2017 at 10:21 am

    Funny, I was just using this quote to discuss something a few days ago. “Waitergate” is actually clever, but it does get really tiresome to have “gate” attached to every single modern scandal, no matter how great or small.

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