Quote of the Day

“Herb, this is the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen. I can’t believe we blew two thousand bucks on it when right now rollers could be kneading my buttocks.” – Homer Simpson
“Homer, could you stop thinking about your ass?” – Herb Powell
“I’ll try, but I can’t.” – Homer Simpson

7 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Dave
    27 August 2017 at 8:49 am

    DeVito had some golden lines and he’s a wonderful VA. The two episodes with him are top notch, and it’s nice how they linked the stories and even had a nice happy ending for Herb.
    I just hope they don’t bring him back for some lame reason in future episodes.

    • 2 Anonymous
      27 August 2017 at 2:30 pm

      They did and said he was broke. DeVito voiced him again, but it was like one line

      • 3 Victor D
        27 August 2017 at 11:34 pm

        Well on the bright side at least they didn’t try to off him and dedicate an entire episode to that. Hearts go out to Marge Flanders, Mona Simpson, and Rabbi Krustofsky of course.

  2. 5 Anonymous
    27 August 2017 at 12:03 pm

    Kneading “by”?

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