Quote of the Day

“How was jerk practice, boy? Did they teach you how to sing to trees and build crappy furniture out of useless wooden logs? Huh? . . . D’oh! Stupid poetic justice!” – Homer Simpson

4 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Dave
    30 August 2017 at 2:12 pm

    He’s such a supportive father.

    Jerkass. Hope he got a splinter up his ass!

    • 2 Alicia Sammon
      31 August 2017 at 11:50 am

      He is kind of a jerk in this episode, but he does get what’s coming to him (falling for the floor pie trap — twice and this part) and he does apologize to Bart when they’re stranded on that boat, so…I can kinda see why people would hate him in this episode, but just be glad that it’s not like the later ones.

      • 3 Anonymous
        1 September 2017 at 11:24 am

        Agreed. Homer in the classic series may be a jerk at times, but he often gets his comeuppance, usually right away for comedic effect, as seen here. Jerkass Zombie Homer suffers few, if any, consequences for far worse behavior, because he’s now a zany cartoon celebrity that everyone adores.

  2. 4 Bane
    30 August 2017 at 11:46 pm

    Apparently Alf Clausen got fired.

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