“Now let’s take a look at a young Charles Bronson’s brief stint replacing Andy Griffith on The Andy Griffith Show.” – Before They Were Famous Host
“Where’s Otis? He’s not in his cell.” – Not Don Knotts
“I shot him.” – Charles Bronson
“Well, that’s-what!?” – Not Don Knotts
“Now I’m going down to Emmett’s Fix It Shop to fix Emmett.” – Charles Bronson
Happy birthday, Mike Reiss!
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(The crotch really does wear out too fast.)
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I think the sheer absurdity of this scene is what makes it so funny.
Question: is The Andy Griffith Show good?
The black & white episodes are usually quite good. The color episodes rarely are. The spin-offs (Gomer Pyle, Mayberry RFD) are atrocious.
But what about that episode where Gomer upsets Sgt Carter. I’ll never forget that episode
Ha. My dad’s been watching reruns of TAGS lately.
I feel like this was a leftover joke from The Critic that Al and Mike didn’t want to waste.
“I’ll give it a good home…”