Quote of the Day

“Now let’s take a look at a young Charles Bronson’s brief stint replacing Andy Griffith on The Andy Griffith Show.” – Before They Were Famous Host
“Where’s Otis? He’s not in his cell.” – Not Don Knotts
“I shot him.” – Charles Bronson
“Well, that’s-what!?” – Not Don Knotts
“Now I’m going down to Emmett’s Fix It Shop to fix Emmett.” – Charles Bronson

Happy birthday, Mike Reiss! 

7 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Anonymous
    15 September 2017 at 10:39 am

    I think the sheer absurdity of this scene is what makes it so funny.

  2. 2 Bleeding Gums Murphy
    15 September 2017 at 11:00 am

    Question: is The Andy Griffith Show good?

  3. 15 September 2017 at 10:19 pm

    I feel like this was a leftover joke from The Critic that Al and Mike didn’t want to waste.

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