Quote of the Day

“How do you find the defendant?” – Kickin’ It Judge
“He’s guilty of mayhem, exposure indecent!” – First Juror
“Freak out behavior, both chronic and recent!” – Second Juror
“Drinking and driving, narcotics possession!” – Jury
“And that’s just page one of his ten page confession.” – Third Juror
“I should put you away where you can’t kill or maim us, but this is L.A., and you’re rich and famous!” – Kickin’ It Judge

Happy 20th Anniversary to “The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson”

6 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Dave
    21 September 2017 at 8:13 am

    Gotta love that judge and his powerful vocals!

  2. 2 Anonymous
    21 September 2017 at 9:37 am

    Even if this episode has a few weak points, I still love it overall, and this song is a good example of why. I think of that last line in particular whenever I hear about celebrities or rich people in general doing stupid shit and basically getting a slap on the wrist for it.

  3. 4 Bleeding Gums Murphy
    21 September 2017 at 9:41 am

    Uh oh, does that mean next week is the 20th anniversary of “The Principal and the Pauper”?

    Gotta keep my pre-S9 DVDs close to me.

  4. 5 Anonymous
    21 September 2017 at 10:03 am

    20th anniversary of “The Principal and the Pauper”

  5. 6 acreatureididnotknow
    22 September 2017 at 6:30 pm

    It always bothered me that a jury was asked to reach a verdict on someone who had confessed.

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