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Phil Hartman would’ve been sixty-nine today. (Nice.) Happy birthday.
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(The crotch really does wear out too fast.)
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RIP Phil.
My favourite McClure work will always be “The President’s Neck Is Missing”.
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So hard to choose favorites, but I’m particularly fond of “Get Confident, Stupid!” and “Man vs Nature: The Road to Victory”.
Get Confident, Stupid! is pure genius. But I would happily spend a tenner and actually go and see The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel at the cinema, that really should have been the first Simpsons movie lol x
“Man vs. Nature” is fucking great too, but “Neck” is Simpsons-style hysterical and absurd.
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