Quote of the Day

“On the line with us now is plant owner C. Montgomery Burns. Mr. Burns?” – Kent Brockman
“Oh, hello, Kent. Right now, skilled nuclear energy technicians are calmly correcting a minor piffling malfunction.” – C.M. Burns

7 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Anonymous
    17 October 2017 at 10:44 am

    The show always did perfectly hilarious depictions of people panicking in the face of crisis. This, and from other episodes, things like “Sure baby, next meltdown.” is a golden example, or the guy during the fire drill running in circles while another whacks people with a fire extinguisher.

    On a slightly off-topic but still Simpsons-related incident, I was running late for something yesterday and returned a call I missed after getting out of the shower. At one point, I had to ask the other person to repeat something they had said. After I hung up, all I could think about was how I missed the perfect opportunity to say “You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel”. Maybe I’ll remember next time.

    • 2 Bleeding Gums Murphy
      17 October 2017 at 12:07 pm

      >Maybe I’ll remember next time

      “I’ve already gone this far. I wonder what my life would be like if I robbed the Kwik-E-Mart?”

      Ah fuck it, I don’t care how Homer is so Jerkass in “The Cartridge Family” (and he is a lot), it’s my favourite episode from Season 9.

  2. 3 The Artist Formerly Known as NOT DUSTIN HOFFMAN
    18 October 2017 at 2:58 am

    Burns’ horrible toupee is just pure genius, it is so funny they did not even have to comment on it, it is just there.

    • 4 Anonymous
      18 October 2017 at 10:03 am

      And because we’ve never seen it before or since (as far as I remember), I’ve always figured it was an old “publicity photo” that Burns used back when he cared about the public knowing he was balding.

  3. 5 Joseph
    19 October 2017 at 2:31 pm

    Love the animation! Shouldn’t it be “Homer Defined” instead of “Homer Alone,” though?

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