“How do you do, ma’am?” – Carl
“Hope this evening finds you well.” – Lenny
“Oh, knock it off, you perverts.” – Marge Simpson
Archive for November, 2017
30
Nov
17
Quote of the Day
29
Nov
17
Quote of the Day
“Homer, that heart attack made me realize that I’m going to die someday.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
“Oh, Dad, you and your imagination.” – Homer Simpson
28
Nov
17
Quote of the Day
“Come join me, Wolfguy Jack, at Greaser’s Cafe, where it’s 1955 every day of the year, baby!” – Wolfman Jack
“Actual year may vary. Consult calendar for current year.” – TV Announcer
27
Nov
17
Quote of the Day
“Uh, you’re gonna have to put some sugar on that celery or get out, ma’am.” – Candy Convention Security Guy
26
Nov
17
Quote of the Day
“Way to guard the parking lot, Top Gun!” – Bart Simpson
“I have three medals for this!” – Squeaky Voiced Air Force Guy
25
Nov
17
Quote of the Day
“Dad, I think I need some fresh air. Can I go to the park?” – Bart Simpson
“Do I have to sit up?” – Homer Simpson
“No.” – Bart Simpson
“Knock yourself out.” – Homer Simpson
24
Nov
17
Quote of the Day
“I say it’s the Angel of Peace, you idiot!” – Carl
“I say it’s the Angel of Mercy, you jerk!” – Lenny
Happy (kinda) 20th Anniversary to “Lisa the Skeptic”! Original airdate, 23 November 1997.
23
Nov
17
Quote of the Day
“Bullwinkle’s antler sprung a leak.” – Homer Simpson
“Uh-oh, looks like old Bullwinkle’s kinda got a taste of his own medicine.” – Bill
“He certainly did, Bill.” – Marty
“Wait, what did that mean? Did what I say make sense?” – Bill
“Well, no, not really, Bill.” – Marty
“Boy, now I know how the Pilgrims felt.” – Bill
“What are you talking about, Bill?” – Marty
22
Nov
17
Quote of the Day
“Hi, Lisa. Hi, Supernintendo Chalmers.” – Ralph Wiggum
Sorry for the very late quote. I was traveling on the day before Thanksgiving.
21
Nov
17
Quote of the Day
“We watch Springfield’s oldest man meet Springfield’s fattest man.” – Kent Brockman
“He’s not so fat.” – Homer Simpson
20
Nov
17
Quote of the Day
“No! . . . No. . . . Wait a minute, bronchial tubes clearing . . . asthma disappearing . . . acne, remains, but asthma disappearing.” – Clancy Wiggum
19
Nov
17
Quote of the Day
“Here you go, Mr. Plow, a beer on the house.” – Moe
“Wow, Moe! You didn’t even give a beer to those freed Iranian hostages.” – Barney Gumble
“Ah, they shouldn’t have been there in the first place.” – Moe
18
Nov
17
Quote of the Day
“Ah, the last peanut, overflowing with the oil and salt of its departed brothers.” – Homer Simpson
17
Nov
17
Quote of the Day
“What a perfect outing for a beautiful autumn day!” – Lisa Simpson
“I feel sorry for everyone who’s cooped up inside watching the seventh game of the World Series.” – Marge Simpson
“Yeah, they won’t learn anything about apples today.” – Homer Simpson
16
Nov
17
Quote of the Day
“It worked. It worked! The lie has set me free!” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
Happy 20th Anniversary to “The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons”! Original airdate: 16 November 1997.
15
Nov
17
Quote of the Day
“Holy moly, it’s beautiful.” – Homer Simpson
“Say, that’s right, this is your first visit to the Flanders homestead.” – Ned Flanders
“Well, we’ve only been neighbors, what? . . . Eight years.” – Homer Simpson
14
Nov
17
Quote of the Day
“Goodbye, son!” – Homer Simpson
“Hey, Bart, I think they’re finally hauling your Dad away.” – Milhouse van Houten
“Maybe it’s for the best.” – Bart Simpson
13
Nov
17
Quote of the Day
“I better go check that out. Now, Homer, don’t you eat this pie.” – Marge Simpson
“Okay . . . Alright, pie, I’m just gonna do this . . . and if you get eaten, it’s your own fault. . . . D’oh! Oww! Ohhh, my . . . oh the hell with it.” – Homer Simpson
12
Nov
17
Quote of the Day
“Homer, Bart’s at a very curious age. As his father, I think you should have a frank and earthy discussion about . . . you know.” – Marge Simpson
11
Nov
17
Quote of the Day
“Doctor, you’ve solved all my problems.” – Troy McClure
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