Quote of the Day

“Come join me, Wolfguy Jack, at Greaser’s Cafe, where it’s 1955 every day of the year, baby!” – Wolfman Jack
“Actual year may vary. Consult calendar for current year.” – TV Announcer

5 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 28 November 2017 at 10:02 pm

    I like how his girlfriend seems to have absolutely no interest in being there.

  2. 2 Ryan
    29 November 2017 at 7:28 am

    The first time Take My Wife, Sleaze has been the quote of the day in all nine years of this website.

    • 29 November 2017 at 8:22 am

      In all fairness, there are very few good quotes in this episode.

      • 4 Charlie Sweatpants
        29 November 2017 at 9:15 am

        Yup, emphasis on “few”. Overall this episode is steamy garbage with lots of WTF scenes.

        • 5 Victor D
          29 November 2017 at 4:52 pm

          I swear to god, if I ever do a sitcom or comedy of some sort, I’m gonna make a list of all the good jokes the Simpsons made in its waning years and use them all up, just so that they’re not languishing here and there in otherwise awful episodes.

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