Quote of the Day

“I bet you’re all wondering what lies under this sheet.” – Herb Powell
“Not really. We peeked inside while you were in the john.” – Bart Simpson
“Well, here it is again.” – Herb Powell

17 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Anonymous
    14 December 2017 at 9:23 am

    Just give me the drinking bird.

  2. 2 Dave
    14 December 2017 at 9:23 am

    “Could you stop thinking about your ass!?”

    “I try but I can’t.”

    DeVito is glorious.

  3. 4 Bleeding Gums Murphy
    14 December 2017 at 10:09 am

    Well, it’s official: Marge and Lisa are Disney princesses now.

    • 5 Ryan
      14 December 2017 at 10:26 am


      Are you going to explain what this means.

      • 6 Bleeding Gums Murphy
        14 December 2017 at 10:37 am

        Google it, I’m not your assistan.

        Personally the only “good” outcome I see is that Disney now has the distribution rights of all Star Wars movies, which means the classic Fox fanfare could return to the franchise and that it may be possible for Disney to release a restoration of the theatrical cuts of OT without waiting for 2020 (when the distribution rights of TESB, RotJ and the prequels would go to Disney) and without the need to negociate with Fox for SW (because Fox has permanent distribution rights for the first movie), although I don’t have any hope I’ll see a restoration of the theatrical OT in the short/mediun term.

        Other than that, I predict Zombie Simpsons will never die.

        • 7 Ryan
          14 December 2017 at 10:40 am

          I googled “marge and lisa disney princesses” and got nothing.

          Oh, you were referring to disney buying fox. K, great.

          • 8 Ryan
            15 December 2017 at 7:49 am

            Although based on your comment I still figured out what you were talking about so… shit. Maybe I shouldn’t call everybody autists when I take these things way too literally

        • 9 Brad
          14 December 2017 at 4:16 pm

          It has crossed my mind today that with Disney now owning The Simpsons, is it possible that they’ll make an effort to “fix it” and regain some of its former popularity? Maybe Al Jean will be replaced?

          • 10 Bleeding Gums Murphy
            14 December 2017 at 5:18 pm

            Zombie Simpsons should still have complete immunity against network interference. However, since Disney has way more money than Fox, Troy McClure’s unprofitability argument* is no longer one of the many ways the show could get cancelled.

            * lol it never was.

        • 11 Bleeding Gums Murphy
          14 December 2017 at 5:11 pm

          Well, whatever hope I had has been crushed:

          • 12 Anonymous
            15 December 2017 at 11:22 am

            I’m not sure what this means.

            • 13 Brad
              15 December 2017 at 3:37 pm

              Me neither. The original versions were briefly available on DVD in the 2000s.

              • 14 Bleeding Gums Murphy
                15 December 2017 at 4:30 pm

                The 2006 releases were based on the masters used for the 1993 Laserdiscs, so they had shit quality by 2006’s standards (tons of DVNR issues, a lot of dirt, mute colors, poor details), and even if the theatrical cuts got a nice DVD release back then there would be no reasons to prevent a BD release too.

                No one is asking for the erasure of the awful Special Editions, both versions can coexist. Unfortunately a lot of fans doesn’t care or they’re completely hostile because it would go against George’s wishes (ignoring the OT was a collaborative project and the first movie was saved by his wife Marcia during the editing process) or because they’re non canonical (why would you care that much about canon?)

            • 15 Bleeding Gums Murphy
              15 December 2017 at 4:24 pm

              George Lucas doesn’t want the theatrical cuts of the OT to have UHD restorations and releases, and the clowns at Lucasfilm and Disney are respecting his wishes.

    • 16 Anonymous
      15 December 2017 at 12:41 am

      In season 10’s “When You Dish Upon a Star” at the end of the episode in a scene taking place a month later 20th Century Fox is owned by Disney. It was just a matter of time.

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