Quote of the Day

“Oh, everything’s too damn expensive these days. Look at this Bible I just got, fifteen bucks! And talk about a preachy book, everybody’s a sinner! . . . Except for this guy.” – Homer Simpson

7 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Dave
    25 December 2017 at 5:50 pm

    Wonderful episode but this always struck me as an oddly placed joke.

    • 2 Anonymous
      26 December 2017 at 12:29 am

      You know, he drove that blue car?

      • 3 The Artist Formerly Known as NOT DUSTIN HOFFMAN
        26 December 2017 at 6:37 am

        This is a weird joke, it feels strange that Homer would buy ANY book whatsoever never mind the Bible but the joke itself is awesome and the reading is pitch perfect.

        • 4 acreatureididnotknow
          26 December 2017 at 6:58 am

          Agreed, always loved this line.

        • 26 December 2017 at 12:32 pm

          Extraneous jokes have always been part of The Simpsons, but as long as they’re funny, the audience won’t mind. That makes the extraneous stuff all the more obvious in the later episodes, because it just falls flat more often than not and you’re just sitting there going “Why is this here?”

  2. 7 Rick
    29 December 2017 at 9:53 pm

    I think the Latin American dub even better than the original here. “Fifteen dollars! And I don’t like sermons! Everyone in the world is a sinner, except for the one who wrote the book”

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