Quote of the Day

“Now, what do we say when we get to the ticket booth?” – Homer Simpson
“We’re under six.” – Bart & Lisa Simpson
“And I’m a college student!” – Homer Simpson

3 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Anonymous
    21 January 2018 at 10:47 am

    And then Homer actually went to college.

  2. 2 Gabbo
    21 January 2018 at 11:03 am

    Look, Lisa’s shoe is unbuckled. I love classic details.

    • 3 Lucille Bryant
      23 January 2018 at 12:21 am

      Yeah, but you have to remember in the previous scene (the one with “Bart, warm up the car. We’re going to Duff Gardens!”), they already had their shoes on. A classic, realistic detail to that would be they were barefoot when they saw the Duff Gardens commercial.

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