Quote of the Day

“I want to share something with you: the three little sentences that will get you through life. Number one: ‘Cover for me’. Number two: ‘Oh, good idea, boss!’. Number three: ‘It was like that when I got here’.” – Homer Simpson

1 Response to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 The Artist Formerly Known as NOT DUSTIN HOFFMAN
    27 January 2018 at 5:06 am

    I was never the biggest fan of Season 1, I accept it has some great episodes and some cool moments but I still think Season 2 was where the series began to close in on God Tier status. This episode was great and this quote is so relatable and perfectly shows that even Homer knows full well that he is merely a cog in the system and all he wants is for it to go as smoothly as possible. I cannot believe this one has not been used on this website yet. The Simpsons is a minefield for quotes and is the gift that keeps on giving.

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