“I’ve grown a futuristic tomato by fertilizing it with anabolic steroids.” – Lisa Simpson
“The kind that help our Olympic athletes reach new peaks of excellence?” – Bart Simpson
“The very same!” – Bart Simpson
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i wonder if this is the point where the seed was planted in Homer’s head (pun not intended) to become a farmer 7 years later (the Tomacco episode). If you enhance the image to 500000%, you can kinda see a tiny spark in his eye.
Homer’s been a farmer ever since he planted his hot dog tree.
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Oh, and I just noticed Bart was quoted twice in a row, that should be Lisa.
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