Quote of the Day

“Hello, Southern Hemisphere? Which way does the water go in your toilet?” – Bart Simpson
“Just a minute, I’ll check.” – Older Polar Researcher
“Ah, nuts.” – Younger Polar Researcher

8 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Gabbo
    19 February 2018 at 8:14 am

    Never understood how guys read (look at) mags like playboy on the pooper. I mean, why do you want your wiener poking the inside of the bowl?

  2. 2 Anonymous
    19 February 2018 at 10:16 am

    Awkward question. But unless you sit weird, I’m assuming it stands up, not in.

    Now I’m getting outta here.

  3. 19 February 2018 at 10:27 am

    Another establishing shot that has a rapid-fire joke in it. Love the frozen penguin that hits the side of the building.

  4. 6 Ryan
    19 February 2018 at 4:19 pm

    This comment section has hit a new low.

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