Quote of the Day

“Jack, I think the baby might be yours.” – Soap Actress
“Oh, I’m sure it is, dollface. But I’d like to see you prove it.” – Jack
“You treat me like garbage.” – Soap Actress
“That’s because that’s the way you love it, baby!” – Jack
“Gee, is it always this good?” – Lisa Simpson
“Oh, I don’t know. I just dip in and out. I’m only watching today because Brandy is coming out of her coma and she knows the phony prince’s body is hidden in the boathouse.” – Marge Simpson

6 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Anonymous
    7 March 2018 at 11:12 am

    Father McGrath! I thought you were dead!

  2. 3 Brad
    8 March 2018 at 2:59 pm

    Just noticed that “Jack” kinda looks like James Woods (but younger-looking than his appearance in “Homer and Apu”). Does he sound like him too?

  3. 4 Steamed Hams
    8 March 2018 at 6:20 pm

    Lol my dad still tapes & watches DooL eps

    • 5 Anonymous
      9 March 2018 at 10:53 am

      That thing is still on? Or did they remake it?

      • 6 Steamed Hams
        10 March 2018 at 12:08 pm

        Yeah but since streaming may soon render such genres as the daytime soap/drama obsolete, it makes me wonder if it’ll even get the chance to go the way of gunsmoke or the Simpsons/ZS.

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