Quote of the Day

“Oh, Dr. Hawking, we had such a beautiful dream. What went wrong?” – Lisa Simpson
“Don’t feel bad, Lisa. Sometimes the smartest of us can be the most childish.” – Stephen Hawking
“Even you?” – Lisa Simpson
“No, not me. Never.” – Stephen Hawking

Rest in peace, Stephen Hawking.

17 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Anonymous
    14 March 2018 at 10:28 am

    Aw man, this is depressing. I was hoping we’d have him around for a few more years to come.

  2. 2 Gabbo
    14 March 2018 at 11:05 am

    God speed you glorious S.O.B.
    So, did they actually have him in to record his lines? I was always curious about this.

    • 3 Dave
      14 March 2018 at 12:28 pm

      Of course they didn’t have to, they could’ve used the same speech engine he used, but I think out of sheer respect (and not wanting to get totally sue’d) they got him into the studio anyway.

      Fun fact: If I recall correctly, it took him about a minute to speak 6 words using his fancy computer do-dad. Obviously less time using the most used pre-sets he’d have lined up, but longer if it was something a little off topic or unusual.

      Interesting if true.

      • 4 Bleeding Gums Murphy
        15 March 2018 at 9:42 pm

        Why couldn’t they use the same speech engine?

        • 5 Anonymous
          16 March 2018 at 9:43 am

          His “voice” was copyrighted.

          • 6 Bleeding Gums Murphy
            16 March 2018 at 12:21 pm

            lol really? copyright/patent trolls will never stop surprising me

            • 7 Anonymous
              18 March 2018 at 8:51 am

              Right… because a world renowned physicist wanting his distinct electronic voice copyrighted is a “troll”. Don’t be an idiot.

              • 8 Bleeding Gums Murphy
                18 March 2018 at 4:14 pm

                I fail to see why would Hawking need to protect the voice, if he was the copyright owner. And just because he was a famous scientific does not mean he wasn’t flawless. In fact he was a shitty person.

                • 9 Anonymous
                  19 March 2018 at 9:47 am

                  From what I’ve heard, he had kind of an abrasive personality at times, maybe made a few poor decisions, but he was far from being a “shitty” person. You want to stop throwing stones there, “Todd”?

  3. 13 Noah P
    14 March 2018 at 9:43 pm

    Larry Flynt is right!

    • 14 Gabbo
      15 March 2018 at 7:22 pm

      You know, I never knew who Larry Flynt was until I just now googled him, and now this line is 10 times funnier to me.

      • 15 Noah P
        18 March 2018 at 1:10 am

        Ralph Wiggum is great and all but Homer somehow confusing him with Hawking is my favorite Simpsons non-sequitur

  4. 16 Ecco6t9
    15 March 2018 at 3:03 pm

    According to some notes the word “fruitopia” gave them trouble.

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