Quote of the Day

“God, if you really are God, you’ll get me tickets to that game!” – Homer Simpson
“Hidily-ho, neighbor! Want to go to the game with me? I got two tickets!” – Ned Flanders
“Why do you mock me, oh, Lord?” – Homer Simpson
“Homer, that’s not God. That’s just a waffle that Bart tossed up there.” – Marge Simpson
“I know I shouldn’t eat Thee, but . . . Mmmm, sacrilicious.” – Homer Simpson

4 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Anonymous
    18 March 2018 at 8:55 am

    “Sacrlicious” is one of my all-time favorite words the show has given us. Who else but Homer could have come up with such a thing? It might not be as useful or common as “d’oh” or “meh”, but it’s certainly more fun to use.

    • 2 Bleeding Gums Murphy
      18 March 2018 at 4:18 pm

      This is my favourite joke of this episode. It kinda makes sense and it’s kinda bizarre and comes from nowhere but I love Homer’s reaction at the end and it’s hilariously funny.

  2. 3 Ecco6t9
    18 March 2018 at 11:12 pm

    How did a waffle end up in the living room?

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