Quote of the Day

“Then, on his eighteenth birthday, he was blown up in a silo explosion. During his long recuperation, he taught himself to hear and feel pain again.” – Kent Brockman

5 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Dave
    4 May 2018 at 7:21 pm

    Grimey had a hard life.

    The footage of him being abandoned, complete with waving goodbye is still a rib-tickler

    • 4 May 2018 at 9:57 pm

      I love the dark insanity of the implication that Frank Grimes’ parents have home movies of them abandoning their child on the side of the road. This episode wastes no time telling the audience exactly what sort of story they’re in for.

      • 3 BGM.exe
        5 May 2018 at 9:44 am

        Dear god, I never got that subtle joke, this makes the episode even funnier.

        • 4 Ecco6t9
          6 May 2018 at 2:08 pm

          Stack it on top of the family sending in a copy of the tape to the local media.

  2. 5 Anonymous
    5 May 2018 at 2:17 pm

    Man has always loved his buildings. But what happens when the buildings say “No more!”?

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