“Now, let us thank the Lord for this magnificent crystal cathedral, which allows us to look out upon His wondrous creation. . . Now, quickly, gaze down at God’s fabulous parquet floor! Eyes on the floor. Still on the floor.” – Not Robert Schuller
“Ow, my ass!” – Homer Simpson
“Always on God’s floor.” – Not Robert Schuller
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(The crotch really does wear out too fast.)
Dead Homer Society 
Surprised he didn’t break through the glass.
This is one of those “meh” episodes. It has some funny moments, but isn’t really that great overall.
I do think the B-plot here is particulary weak. Lisa and Bart using a metal detector to find treasures seems like a rather desperate idea. As part of a bigger plot, sure. As the A/B-plot, nope. Although it’s not as bad as the magic doorbell from “Maximum Homerdrive”.
The A-plot is also slow and has some filler here and there. This was a huge problem in Season 8, where it seems they forgot how to fill episodes with paper-thin premises with lots of funny jokes the way they did back in Season 5, and while 9 is not as bad (perhaps the only improvement over the previous season), it still had episodes like this one.