Quote of the Day

“You were one of the original Little Rascals?” – Barney Gumble
“Yeah.” – Moe
“Which one were you? The ugly one? . . . Were you the ugly one?” – Homer Simpson
“No, I was the tough kid, Smelly.” – Moe

6 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Anonymous
    25 May 2018 at 11:14 am

    Luckily Alfalfa was an orphan owned by the studio.

    • 2 Anonymous
      25 May 2018 at 8:02 pm

      That’s how you do dark comedy- kid Moe murdered another child, but it’s funny rather than making me feel depressed or weird,

  2. 3 Todd Flanders
    26 May 2018 at 11:51 pm

    It always bugs me in Zombie Simpsons how they show Moe to be around the same age as Homer in flashbacks. If Moe was one of the Little Rascals and this scene was from a 1995 episode he’d be in his late sixties or early seventies. Alfalfa would have been 68 at the time this episode aired. He was tragically shot and killed in a dispute over some money when he was in his early 30’s.

    • 4 Ah Hee Hee Hee
      27 May 2018 at 10:24 pm

      Are we supposed to believe this is some sort of magic bartender? Boy, I hope someone got fired for that blunder

  3. 5 Brad
    28 May 2018 at 11:31 am

    It’s kind of weird how this scene has almost nothing to do with the rest of the episode.

    • 6 BGM.avi
      28 May 2018 at 4:30 pm

      That’s pretty common in pre-Zombie Simpsons. The difference is that this is the kind of filler that a) is funny, b) is short, c) it’s close enough to the A or B plot that you’ll probably won’t register as filler, d) is really funny.

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