Quote of the Day

“Can’t sleep. Clown’ll eat me. Can’t sleep. Clown’ll eat me….” – Bart Simpson

4 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Dave
    25 May 2018 at 9:52 pm

    Haha! Poor kid. All Homer had to do was paint on a couple of white pupils and it wouldn’t of looked half as damn creepy!
    Also great how neither parents take notice of their poor child shivering with fear down by their feet.

    I hate clowns.

    • 2 Anonymous
      26 May 2018 at 11:12 am

      Not even pupils would’ve saved that monstrosity. They’d probably just look like they were following you around the room.

      As for Bart, his parents (well, at least Marge) probably already tried to calm him down, decided it was a lost cause, and are just allowing him to stay up with them until he finally passes out.

    • 3 Ah Hee Hee Hee
      27 May 2018 at 10:26 pm

      Ngl white pupils woulda made it creepier

  2. 4 Anonymous
    26 May 2018 at 11:08 am

    Astonished this one hasn’t been done before.

    It’s a wonder Bart grew up to like Krusty at all, let alone become one of his biggest fans. He must’ve just been really good at suppressing this memory.

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