Makeup Quote of the Day

“My friends, stop!” – Homer Simpson
“Please, hurry.” – Hans Moleman

5 Responses to “Makeup Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Mike Russo
    4 June 2018 at 10:07 pm

    I miss articles.

  2. 2 BGM.wmv
    5 June 2018 at 11:04 am

    Charlie’s in Trouble, Makeup Quotes after Makeup Quotes after Makeup Quotes!

  3. 3 Victor
    6 June 2018 at 4:55 am

    If Hans hadn’t missed, we would’ve been spared 20 more seasons of post-Simpsons garbage.

    • 4 Anonymous
      6 June 2018 at 10:14 am

      Only if he was aiming at Al Jean.

      • 5 Victor
        6 June 2018 at 6:01 pm

        Aiming at Al Jean would do nothing, they would just get another stooge or Simpsons alumni to place at the top. Could be Selman’s time to shine!

        It’s not like Al Jean has effected any meaningful change in direction from the time he took the showrunner lead, anyways.

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