Quote of the Day

“Before you begin, let me make one thing clear to you: I want your legal advice. I even pay for it. But to me you’re all vipers! You live on personal injury! You live on divorces! You live on pain and misery! . . . But I’m rambling. Anybody want any coffee?” – C.M. Burns
“I’ll have some coffee.” – Blue Haired Lawyer
“Want it black, don’t you? Black like your heart? It’s so hard for me to listen to you! I hate you all so much! . . . I’m sorry, it’s my problem. I’ll deal with it.” – C.M. Burns

4 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Anonymous
    20 June 2018 at 10:55 am

    Even someone as evil as Burns hates lawyers.

  2. 2 Steamed Hams
    20 June 2018 at 2:01 pm

    I’m wondering if part of the joke is that the whole timeworn ‘lawyers have no souls’ punchline is coming from what was arguably the show’s most reliable antagonist as well.

  3. 3 Dave
    20 June 2018 at 5:45 pm

    Sure wish I could afford 6 lawyers

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