Quote of the Day

Center image is Alexis Smith, shamelessly taken from here.

“What’s in it for us?” – Abe ‘Grampa’ Simpson
“Yeah, give us something we like or we’ll ride you out of town on a rail!” – Jasper
“Well, uh, what do you, uh, people like?” – Mayor Quimby
“Sleep.” – Jasper
“Sexy dames and plenty of ’em!” – Old Jewish Man
“Matlock!” – Abe ‘Grampa’ Simpson

9 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Anonymous
    25 June 2018 at 10:39 am


    • 2 Gabbo
      25 June 2018 at 11:10 am

      I can’t wait until i’m old enough to love Matlock.

      • 3 Anonymous
        26 June 2018 at 10:45 am

        Why wait? I watched some of it with my grandparents as a tot, although I can’t say whether it would hold up after all these years.

  2. 4 Todd Flanders
    25 June 2018 at 11:32 am

    The screen grab of the snoozing seniors is actually from season 10’s “The Old Man and the C Student,” not “Sideshow Bob Roberts.”

    I always found Grampa’s love of Matlock hilarious, same with Patty and Selma and MacGyver. But once these shows went off the air they weren’t mentioned much. BTW, do the elderly have any first run TV shows for them anymore? Or do they just watch reruns of Matlock, Murder She Wrote, and Diagnosis Murder?

    • 25 June 2018 at 9:54 pm

      Pretty much every series currently airing on CBS is beloved by old people. That’s why NCIS and The Big Bang Theory have stuck around so long – the former provides them with the reassuring fantasy of gray-haired men with guns keeping America safe from brown people, and the latter gives them an excuse to point and laugh at those dumb Millennials who think they’re so gosh-darn smart.

      • 6 Todd Flanders
        26 June 2018 at 1:59 am

        *sigh* “The Big Bang Theory” is now a long-running TV show. It premiered seven years after “The Simpsons” should have ended. *sigh*

        • 7 Anonymous
          26 June 2018 at 10:46 am

          I’ll never understand how TBBT became so popular. It’s just another dumb sitcom with forced nerd humor. It was recommended to me because of said nerd humor, but I didn’t last past a few episodes.

  3. 25 June 2018 at 9:49 pm

    The way Grandpa screams “MAAAATLOOOOOCK!” with the fervor of a man charging into war has always been one of my favorite things from this episode.

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