Quote of the Day

“Don’t you worry, Mr. Mayor, this little bird’ll be cracking rocks by the end of the week.” – Chief Wiggum
“Wiggum, you glorified night watchman, let her go!” – Mayor Quimby
“But . . . she broke the law.” – Chief Wiggum
“Thanks for the civics lesson.” – Mayor Quimby

7 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Anonymous
    24 August 2018 at 11:02 am

    I’ve always loved the animosity between Wiggum and Quimby.

    • 2 Ryan
      24 August 2018 at 10:29 pm

      do you ship them

      • 3 Anonymous
        25 August 2018 at 11:45 am

        Go back to writing your smutfics about Barney and Bumblebee Man.

        • 4 Ryan
          25 August 2018 at 10:40 pm

          Why is it smut just because theyre both male

          Are you a homophobe

          Do you know what year it is. Are you one of those alt righters the media is always talking about

          Youre sick. You are fucking sick.

          • 5 Ah Hee Hee Hee
            26 August 2018 at 10:28 pm

            Look I get that you’re trying to step into Stan’s shoes, and we appreciate you trying, but you just aren’t him man. You never will be. You just aren’t as good, it’s not the same.

            • 6 Ryan
              26 August 2018 at 11:13 pm

              Stan would make numerous posts that went unreplied. Every single post I’ve made here, even if they weren’t antagonistic, has been replied to in some hostile or defensive manner.

              • 7 Ah Hee Hee Hee
                27 August 2018 at 5:46 pm

                Stan wouldn’t get this mad over not being top troll either. Pick up the slack, kiddo

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