Quote of the Day

“C’mon, you Gloomy Guses, who’s up for a big bowl of non-fat ice milk?” – Ned Flanders
“I want wintergreen!” – Todd Flanders
“Unflavored for me.” – Maude Flanders

5 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Anonymous
    17 September 2018 at 10:46 am

    Because a big bowl of strawberry ice-cream would probably be seen as heresy in this household.

  2. 4 Todd Flanders
    17 September 2018 at 11:09 pm

    I noticed the bible verse posted on the wall in the background. Out of curiosity I looked it up:

    “Or do you not know that wrongdoers will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor men who have sex with men nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God. And that is what some of you were. But you were washed, you were sanctified, you were justified in the name of the LORD Jesus Christ and by the Spirit of our God.”

    I wonder if this has any significance to anything or if it’s just random. It’s interesting that there’s something anti-gay in there.

    • 5 Anonymous
      18 September 2018 at 10:38 am

      Sounds like you’re using one of those translations that’s more Plain English than Ye Olde Englishe. I’m pretty sure the original translation was more specific than just dudes banging, but the bible is kind of funny like that. Lots of different interpretations and things that gets lost in translation and stuff that contradicts the other stuff.

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