Quote of the Day

“Well, I didn’t win. Here’s your pizza.” – Lionel Hutz
“But we did win!” – Marge Simpson
“That’s okay, the box is empty.” – Lionel Hutz

Happy birthday Brad Bird!

Also, Phil Hartman would’ve been 70 today. Happy birthday.

4 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 25 September 2018 at 4:41 am

    Great deleted scene. Bart being tempted by the race car is awesome too. Oh and Homer being owed a brain by God too.

    • 2 Ryan
      25 September 2018 at 6:23 am

      Huh just realized that brain gag was a callback to earlier in the segment.

    • 3 Todd Flanders
      25 September 2018 at 12:48 pm

      Before THOH 4 aired I distinctly remember reading in the TV listings a description of the bowling scene and then it wasn’t in the episode. I guess whoever wrote the article got to see the original version before the scene got cut out. It was nice to finally get to see it two years later.

  2. 4 Jonathan Lindsey
    28 September 2018 at 3:21 am

    RIP one of my fave actors! i was 16 when i heard he died, the show isn’t the same without him and his death is one of the reasons why the show went down hill

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