Quote of the Day

“I think that game is too old for her. Why don’t you go  play with Milhouse?” – Marge Simpson
“I don’t wanna play with Milhouse.” – Bart Simpson
“You mean you still haven’t made up with him?” – Marge Simpson
“It’s his mom. She says I’m a bad influence. C’mon, Maggie, let’s go throw rocks at that hornet’s nest.” – Bart Simpson

3 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Anonymous
    18 October 2018 at 11:42 am

    It’s cute because Bart and Maggie hardly ever spend time together, and funny because he really is a bad influence.

    • 2 Bleeding Gums Murphy
      19 October 2018 at 8:54 am

      This show had a strange power to express cute, intimate moments between its main characters than in other animated (and non-animated) shows. I do remember that scene from “The PTA Disbands” when Marge and Bart are seen in an unusual and intimate but non-sexual (unless you have a very dirty brain) and plausible position, the kind of scene you wouldn’t see in a typical TV show or movie (I’m talking of the “kids have been doing that one since my days” shot). Even this was addressed in the comments sections of this DHS post: https://deadhomersociety.com/2014/11/19/compare-contrast-pranking-the-new-teacher/ (what happened to torbiecat?)

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