Quote of the Day

“Moe’s Tavern? . . . Hold on, I’ll check. Hey, everybody, I’m a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.” – Moe

5 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 31 October 2018 at 3:56 pm

    “Hahaha. That’s a new one.”

  2. 1 November 2018 at 10:19 am

    I always wondered if the rules were that Moe was allowed to get mad. Or did he have to pretend to be happy even after being made to look like an idiot 😂

  3. 3 Anonymous
    1 November 2018 at 12:06 pm

    A rare female patron at the bar, probably to give Moe extra humiliation.

  4. 4 Boourns
    1 November 2018 at 3:34 pm

    Moe’s chin is wider then his ears!

  5. 5 Todd Flanders
    7 November 2018 at 9:22 am

    This scene was in the second clip show as Bart is fondly remembering his prank phone calls. This was the last clip played and it would seem odd to someone who had not seen THOH2. I wonder if that was the intended joke (to most likely the majority of the audience who had seen the original episode) or was that semi-episode so slap dash that no one even cared.

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