Makeup Quote of the Day

“Well, I’m not gonna make the same mistake. From now on, I’m gonna be kinder to my son and meaner to my dad!” – Homer Simpson

2 Responses to “Makeup Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Anonymous
    10 November 2018 at 2:10 pm

    Fantastic line. I especially love when he tries to hug Bart afterward, and he thinks it’s a trick.

    For all of Homer’s jackassery (jerkassery?) in this episode, it’s still really good.

    • 11 November 2018 at 5:19 am

      Yeah Homer acts that way because of how he was treated as a child. It’s actually quite sad but at least he’s not being an asshole for no reason.

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