Makeup Quote of the Day

“Um, you know, I can’t afford to pay you.” – Lisa Simpson
“I didn’t become a scientist for financial gain. Whatever little money you have will be just fine.” – Stephen Jay Gould

4 Responses to “Makeup Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Gabbo
    24 November 2018 at 2:03 pm

    I love using this line.

  2. 2 Anonymous
    24 November 2018 at 2:58 pm

    I always assumed this was the reason he didn’t actually do the tests, although saying that he did earlier was a real cop-out.

  3. 25 November 2018 at 11:32 am

    I just love the way he took whatever money Lisa had and didn’t bother to do anything.

    • 4 Anonymous
      28 November 2018 at 10:18 am

      Well, like I mentioned earlier, I assumed that she clarified off-screen that she didn’t have ANY money to give him, so he never did the tests. But if he took whatever pocket change she could scrape together AND still didn’t do it, that would be even worse/funnier.

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