Quote of the Day

“Alright, settle, people. People, settle. People! Wood and Van Zuyland, stake out Donut Land. When they fry up a fresh batch, call it in. Keneally and Earhart, back ’em up. Fitz and Garcia, it’s your turn to sleep in. And Simpson, seeing how this is your first day, you’re inexperienced and vulnerable, your beat is Junkieville and Bumtown.” – Chief Wiggum

6 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 2 Anonymous
    29 December 2018 at 12:48 am

    By reading these quotes I realize how much I totally missed when I watched the show

  2. 3 Anonymous
    29 December 2018 at 12:49 am

    Thank you for your hard work, you are doing a fantastic job for all Simpsons fans.

  3. 5 Anonymous
    2 January 2019 at 11:59 am

    Did we suddenly get an influx of new commenters here or was that some sort of weird, failed spambot attempt?

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