Quote of the Day

“Good evening, Azran, Carver of Graven Images.” – Homer the Thief
“Ah, good evening, Homer the Thief. How is business?” – Azran, Carver of Graven Images
“Been a little slow these past few months. Not much to steal in the desert, you know?” – Homer the Thief
“Ah, do not worry, my friend. I figure we’ll be wandering out here another two weeks, tops.” – Azran, Carver of Graven Images

13 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Ryan
    8 February 2019 at 8:30 am

    This scene always looked so cluttered

    Even in this framegrab you can tell it’s a mess

    It might be the colors, there’s no contrast

  2. 2 Ryan
    8 February 2019 at 8:31 am

    That’s a good looking graven image in the foreground though

  3. 3 Anonymous
    8 February 2019 at 10:05 am

    Good evening, Zohar the Adulterer. My wife sends her warmest regards.

  4. 5 Todd Flanders
    9 February 2019 at 12:37 am

    Doesn’t anyone here have anything to say about the horrible news last Wednesday? The Simpsons was renewed for season 31 and season 32 production cycles.

    When the half-hour Simpsons TV show began I was 12 years old and it was the greatest thing I ever saw. It was the biggest cultural phenomenon I’ve experienced. Star Wars premiered the summer before I was born and Harry Potter became a thing when I was already a young adult. The Simpsons is something very special to me. I don’t know why Al Jean has to continue taking something that was once wonderful and beating it into the ground for no good reason.

    I’m 41 years old now and I am just hoping that I will live to see the final episode of The Simpsons.

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