Quote of the Day

“What do you mean, you lost him? He might’ve fallen into one of these machines! Oh, my God! That’s his lucky red hat! He’s a box. My boy’s a box! Damn, you! A box!” – Homer Simpson

6 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Anonymous
    4 March 2019 at 9:03 am

    Love Homer’s absurd conclusion and his indignity/anger over it. The kids aren’t the only ones who watch too much cartoons.

  2. 3 Boourns
    4 March 2019 at 12:48 pm

    Whatever happened to that hat?

    • 4 Anonymous
      5 March 2019 at 10:40 am

      Quiet, you fool, or the ZS writers will devote an entire episode to it and give it magic powers/make it talk/both.

      • 6 March 2019 at 4:27 am

        Careful. They probably come here for ideas 🤣

        • 6 Anonymous
          6 March 2019 at 9:14 am

          If they actually came here for ideas (ideally when this site was more active) then they should’ve at least learned how to stop making characters appear/disappear out of thin air, or cut back on all the constant and repetitive exposition. Seeing as they didn’t, it’s unlikely they give a rat’s ass what we think.

          But just in case there are a few lurking writers, we don’t want to help them get more terrible ideas either.

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