Quote of the Day

“Simpson, what are you doing here? Why aren’t you at work?” – Mr. Smithers
“I made a bad mistake and Lenny sent me home to think about what I did. But I don’t remember what it was, so I’m watching TV.” – Homer Simpson

5 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Anonymous
    20 April 2019 at 8:45 am

    Thank goodness Lenny’s reign of terror is over.

  2. 2 Gabbo
    20 April 2019 at 12:32 pm

    Poor Lenny. He was doing the best he could… I wonder if remembered the trap door?

    • 3 Carl Carson
      20 April 2019 at 9:08 pm

      Lenny Leonard 2020

      • 4 Gabbo
        20 April 2019 at 9:35 pm

        I think i’ll vote for Chastity Bono thank you very much!

      • 5 Anonymous
        22 April 2019 at 10:22 am

        Why did they decide all of a sudden that certain characters who have never had last/full names needed some, and really dumb ones at that? (e.g. “Snake Jailbird”) Can anyone separate the ones that came out during the zombie era from the lesser known ones from the classic seasons?

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