Makeup Quote of the Day

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Makeup Quote of the Day

Categories: QotD
Tags: Trash of the Titans

“Sorry I’m late, everyone. Somebody tampered with my brakes.” – Ray Patterson
“Well, then you should’ve been early.” – Homer Simpson

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1 Bleeding Gums Murphy
29 April 2019 at 7:30 pm

the line would have been fine if it weren’t for jerkass homer

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