Quote of the Day

“Did you make any money?” – Marge Simpson
“Not yet, but at least I’m in a lot of pain.” – Bart Simpson
“Oh, well, I think what you’re doing for Mrs. Glick is very nice. The poor old thing doesn’t have anybody.” – Marge Simpson
“There’s a reason.” – Bart Simpson

Happy birthday James L. Brooks!

3 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Anonymous
    9 May 2019 at 11:41 am

    Guess I know which episode to watch next, haven’t seen this one in a while.

  2. 2 Anonymous
    9 May 2019 at 1:27 pm

    “Two quarters?”

    That’s why you agree payment in advance and sign a contract. Although Homer is right, working is for chumps.

    • 3 Anonymous
      10 May 2019 at 9:15 am

      Most kids aren’t going to think of something like that. It’s only after experience getting screwed over that you learn.

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