Quote of the Day

“Mr. Burns, it is my sad duty to report that one of your executives has bilked the company insurance plan out of a thousand dollars.” – Mr. Smithers
“What? Blast his hide to Hades! And I was going to buy that ivory back scratcher.” – C.M. Burns

3 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Anonymous
    7 June 2019 at 10:21 am

    Perfect callback.

    This might just be one of my favorites. Every time I see fans disregarding season two, I think to myself how they don’t know what they’re missing.

    • 2 NM
      11 June 2019 at 5:00 am

      You’re exactly right; season two is outstanding and as good as any other of the classic seasons.

      • 3 Anonymous
        12 June 2019 at 7:01 am

        As Mike said on his blog it’s so easily to overlook 2 and say 3 began the golden years but 2 really is where it all started.

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