Quote of the Day

“Anything else?” – Grocery Clerk
“Yes, I ate two grapes. Please charge me for them.” – Marge Simpson
“Oh? Two grapes? Who cares?” – Grocery Clerk
“Just charge me something, please.” – Marge Simpson
“Yeah, okay, alright . . . I need a price check on two grapes. Yeah, you heard me, Phil! Two measly stinkin’ grapes.” – Grocery Clerk

2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Anonymous
    20 June 2019 at 5:21 pm

    Silly woman should’ve just purchased a punnet of them. Then it wouldn’t have mattered and Lisa could have shut that annoying hole in her face.

  2. 2 Anonymous
    21 June 2019 at 7:25 pm

    This is one of the funniest scenes. I loved how the cashier didn’t care at all about Marge stealing grapes and how ridiculous charging her for 2 grapes was.

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