Quote of the Day

“Ladies and gentlemen, a winner has been chosen for today’s giveaway. And the 1997 Pontiac Astrowagon goes to the fan sitting in seat number zero-zero-zero-one, C. Montgomery Burns.” – Old Announcer
“And the fans do not like this one bit.” – Young Announcer
“And here come the pretzels!” – Old Announcer
“Oh, no! No, don’t do that! You’re supposed to be tasting them!” – Marge Simpson
“Hall of Famer Whitey Ford now on the field. Pleading with the crowd for some kind of sanity.” – Young Announcer
“Uh-oh, and a barrage of pretzels now knocking Whitey unconscious.” – Old Announcer
“Wow. This is, uh, this a black day for baseball.” – Young Announcer

2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Anonymous
    27 June 2019 at 12:24 pm

    You could call them Whitey Whackers!

  2. 2 Anonymous
    27 June 2019 at 1:52 pm

    Still so random and hilarious!

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