Quote of the Day

“People of Springfield! I don’t know quite how to say this…” – Lisa Simpson
“Don’t be shy, little girl! Think of Jebediah and the words’ll come.” – Mrs. Glick
“I did a lot of research on Jebediah Springfield and…” – Lisa Simpson
“I think I can pick her off.” – Sniper
“Wait, let’s see what she has to say.” – Mayor Quimby

2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Anonymous
    4 July 2019 at 10:38 am

    Quite possibly the best part. And then they go even one step further and this happens:

    For all my issues with this episode, it’s just another example of when this show used to have big huevos.

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