Quote of the Day

“Alright! We’re finally gonna stop those corporate pigs from dumping that nuclear waste!” – Greenpeace Guy #1
“Oh, no, our boat is sinking.” – Greenpeace Guy #2
“It was I, you fools! The man you trusted isn’t Wavy Gravy at all! And all this time I’ve been smoking harmless tobacco!” – C.M. Burns

2 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. 1 Anonymous
    13 August 2019 at 11:43 am

    And I used to think that was just a name he made up.

    • 18 August 2019 at 12:57 pm

      Same here. To the point where when I joined the No Homers Club forum in 2001, I chose Wavy Gravy as my username, thinking it was just a reference to that joke. After I found out he was a real guy, I figured there were probably more esteemed members of that community reading my username and going “Why’d he go with that one?”

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